SADDLING UP…

WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT…

You load in as one (1) completely unarmed human. Fists. Feet. Vibes. The simulation does the rest. Choose your doom.

🦆

1 HORSE-SIZED DUCK

One colossal waterfowl. Pecks like a jackhammer. Charges like a freight train. Quacks in subwoofer.

BOSS FIGHT

OR

🐴

An adorable, furious stampede. Individually pathetic. Collectively? A carpet of tiny hooves and vengeance.

HORDE MODE

a very serious combat simulator · sound on recommended 🔊

SIR QUACKSALOT THE ENORMOUS

DAVE (UNPAID VOLUNTEER)

0HIT COMBO

VICTORY

↻ Rotate to landscape for the best view